Thursday 26th December, 2019

Not only have I been absent from the website for a while, it’s been a couple of years since I did this, so let’s do a massive review of how things haven’t been going!

Oh, and a Happy New Year for Tuesday night / Wednesday morning.

What I Learnt About Writing in 2019

Here’s my stats for this year with the previous two years for comparison:

  • Submissions = 9 (9, 2018; 7, 2017)
  • Total pieces in circulation = 5 (4, 2018; 8, 2017)
  • New pieces in circulation = 2 (2, 2018; 3, 2017)
  • Rewrites = 0 (1, 2018; 1, 2017)
  • Acceptances = 2 (0, 2018; 3, 2017)
  • Published = 2 (2, 2018; 2, 2017)

NOTE: These numbers do not include stories written for the website or published here. Attempts to rehome stories published here and elsewhere have been included.

I think we can safely say that I’m statistically consistent. One of the things I think I missed from skipping this last year is that I didn’t get to see that – in terms of overall word count and results – I’ve been doing much the same as I always have. The key is to keep pottering on when I can.

In 2018, I made a few more attempts to submitting to agents but, this year, that has fallen by the way side. On the other hand, I’ve still made quite a few submissions overall.

As is becoming traditional, one of those submission / acceptances was a request from Michael S Collins of Other Side Books [External Link], this time for something ghostly / horrory for an anthology he was putting together called Sea Horror.

The other acceptance this year was for a short story inspired by Tom Cruise’s repeat deaths in Edge of Tomorrow. This was picked up by The Future Fire [External Link] and is the fourth story of mine they’ve published – having also published stories in 2012, 2013 and 2015. I really hope this doesn’t mean I have to wait until 2027 for the next one!

My base line for word count over the years is around 90,000 words. I think I pretty much hit that in 2018, what with the Patreon side project (Plumtree) and various diversions. This year I’m probably somewhat less. I’m going to say about 75,000 total. It’s taken me two years to scrape through the current main work in progress (WIP) so that’s contributed to the feeling like I’ve got nowhere but I have managed to maintain the Patreon side project (still Plumtree) and write a couple of short stories.

This year, I actually went to a writing retreat – to the lovely Albergo Ristorante Leso [External Link], organised by the lovely Donna Moore [External Link] and by Damien Seaman [External Link], in September. I wrote something like a thousand to two thousand words a day, along with taking walks and eating the most delicious food I’ve had in ages. So, it’s reassuring that I can still do this writing thing provided that I can get brain space.

Writer, Editor, General Dogsbody

Writing plans… I have basically devolved to “just keep going.” Which has been exceptionally hard to do several times over the last two years.

I still would not say no to an agent but I haven’t had anything stand-alone enough of the right length to submit – hence lack of submissions to agents.

The return to the Fur-Skins world has been a slog. I picked it up after having to admit I wasn’t going to make it through the previous WIP and I’m not sure whether that coloured my approach to it or not. However, the subject matter has been difficult, if only because of my choice of framing device, and I have yet to find out whether the story works for anyone but me. We’ll know once it’s had a once over from some beta readers.

My Patreon side projects continue [External Link]. I started Plumtree towards the end of 2018 and it’s still going on. I only had a loose plan for it and expected it to be about a year but the level of detail I’m putting into fortnightly posts of about 500 words means it looks like it’ll be about twice as long as initially thought. I’m not someone who plans especially heavily and it shows…

What I Learnt About The Rest of Life

OK.

So.

Finn had his front left leg removed in September 2018 – just in time for his birthday. Happy birthday, hellhound. There were some minor complications but, over all, he seems to be happier than he was the last few months with the leg attached. Carrying Finn Junior (the cancer) must have become very uncomfortable.

He is, of course, considerable clumsier on three legs instead of four and now Dora thinks she can tell him off (this is instead of telling off Rosie) so I occasionally have to detach her from his back legs. He is much more grumpy when he gets hold of her if it gets that far and, although he doesn’t injure her, she disposes of whatever dignity she has left to come yelping to me. He also has a number of fatty lumps but none of these seem to worry the vet or get in the way.

It became evident very soon after the op that the place I was renting was too small for us all to be downstairs all the time – and Finn can no longer do more than a couple of steps. So we had to move. Rental places that accept one pet, let alone three, are few and far between, so I bought and we now live in a much nicer place in the same small town. I regularly talk to the house and say “thank you,” for being kind to us.

It has also become a source of DIY tasks, most of which I enjoy. It’s been a source of weirdly relaxing activities since we moved in – with the odd mini-crisis to keep me on my toes.

Work continues to go well, despite the fact that they moved to a not particularly people-friendly open-plan new build office. I am not the only one who finds it wearing but I’m likely to be the only person who works there who has overloads because of it. David Stewart of Autism Success Formula [External Link] continues to work with us and it does help. You just can’t fix open plan.

I haven’t attended fencing in over a year. Partly because of being rundown and partly because Sundays (when the club I was attending runs) is now a family day. My sister and I take it in turns to pick up Dad and meet at a pub nearby to the other. Tai chi is relaxing but my attendance is spotty – because just getting there takes a lot out of me.

The rundown thing. This is in part the managing the mental and emotional work it is for me to go to work in the new office. It’s also, in part, the similar workload of maintaining the family Sundays. It’s having to go shopping. It’s having to cope with the idea that at some point we’re going to have supply disruptions that make maintaining life for me and three dogs difficult, that keeps shifting to another future date. (And, no, a hard Brexit earlier would not have eased that anxiety. It would have just meant that I was actually watching the shit hit the fan, not imagining it. This is not something the UK is ready for. Wishing it doesn’t make it so.) It’s having to watch the nation make collective decisions that make me wonder if we’re really just a bunch of fascists.

We’ve done a good job, as a whole, of pretending our history is glorious and we’re always on the morally right side as well as being on the side that won. We haven’t had a 100% record on either of those points and it’s not looking great right now. And I have yet to get my head around how I’m supposed to find it comforting that worse things happen somewhere else. After all, just because it’s worse somewhere else doesn’t mean a) it’s actually good here, or b) I don’t also object to that worse thing happening somewhere else that only gets trotted out when I dare to complain about what’s going on here.

There you go. My two years in review. And this is why I’ve struggled to make posts for the last two years.

Sunday 15th March, 2015

You know how I said I might be more interesting next week… a fortnight ago? Well, it turns out I was too interesting to post a website update.

I made a flying visit to Copenhagen last weekend to meet up with Margrét Helgadóttir [External Link]. It was mainly social but it did give us a chance to talk African Monsters (which we’re aiming to get out this December) and writing in general.

The dogs were in kennels for my visit but promptly decided to make life interesting by runnign away. Well, Dora ran off. And she didn’t so much run off as refuse to come out of a bramble patch. She was back within 24 hours but it did require alerting various authorities and putting up posters. Have you noticed how Dora keeps having these adventures that mean I spend a lot of time talking about her? I need to do something about that…

Finally, just a reminder that I’ll be at Dysprosium / EasterCon with Fran Terminiello [External Link]. So that’s in two weeks’ time, give or take a day!

Sunday 1st March, 2015

Another uneventful week, at least in terms of public reporting.

The only thing I can really share is probably the least important: this afternoon, I had to crawl through a fence onto a railway embankment to get Dora back. She was a little bewildered at why I should go to all that effort when she was only chasing squirrels and was perfectly happy to wander back in her own time. Her own time being, whenever she remembered what direction home was in. (This probably explains how come she found me when she was collarless and chipless, out in the wilds of South Yorkshire.)

The Six Nations rugby isn’t worth mentioning as nobody seems to be havign a good game and I haven’t done any writing I can boast about this week.

Maybe I’ll be more interesting next week.

Sunday 22nd February, 2015

An uneventful week with ery little to report on this week. However, things you might be interested in:

  • I took a flying visit (well, actually I went by train) to the Waterloo Sparring Group [External Link] on Saturday. Mainly so I could meet up with Fran Terminiello [External Link] to discuss our presentation thingummy at Dysprosium / EasterCon [External Link] but I also enjoyed the opportunity to spar have my rear end handed to me on a plate by some new people.
  • Although it didn’t really take that long (I was gone from 7am until 5pm with travel included) and didn’t use that much energy, I ended up going to bed by 8pm and sleeping for about 12 hours straight. I have spent today with a headache due to lying in bed too long but never mind!
  • Dora had her first stay in kennels (with Finn and Rosie, obviously). On the plus side, she didn’t partake in any jail breaks while I was gone. On the not so plus side, I’ve had three dogs all trying to sit on my knee and bask in my attention since we got back in from picking them up and our long walk…

See you next week!

Sunday 15th February, 2015

For those paying attention to such matters, the fence will finally be fixed this week. Yes, it has taken that long to catch up with Dora‘s exploits. Although she’s now fully chipped and injected, I have yet to get her a name tag. Probably a job for next weekend!

Other than that, not much to say – the rugby has been… lacklustre, at least from the bits I’ve seen, I haven’t been doing any writing as I concentrated on reading a book I’ve had open since Christmas (yes, really), and time continues to march on.

However, you may remember my friend and co-editor, Margrét Helgadóttir [External Link]. She’s having a more exiting time as her new book The Stars Seem So Far Away has just come out, also from Fox Spirit Books [External Link]. Kindle and epub formats will eventually make it online but, for now, you can buy a paperback copy of from Amazon (UK link here: [External Link]). I had the honour of being a test reader and it’s lovely – so lovely I bought a copy as soon as it came out!

Sunday 1st February, 2015

So, this week’s news in no particular order…

Dora has her own page, now she’s officially part of the pack. She won’t be getting birthday celebrations like the other two but we will be giving her an adoption day on December 23rd. Which is the day she found me rather than the day she became mine in the eyes of the law. She’s had her first injection (she has to have the booster in a couple fo weeks, just like a puppy) and is now microchipped. All that’s left is to get her a tag for her collar so she can rattle around the house like the othe two.

She is also living up to her namesake by getting into places she shouldn’t. Yesterday I had to tear some fencing down to get her unstuck from a neighbour’s garden. I shall be spending this week trying to get my fence fixed…

Something you might enjoy hearing about more is that the follow up to 25 Ways To Kill A Werewolf has been officially accepted by my publisher, Fox Spirit Books [External Link]. So, A Pack Of Lies (title subject to changes or tweaks) should be out later this year. We’re aiming for May / June but it should be out in time for this year’s Edge Lit.

And, yes, this meant a few minor changes on the Fur-Skins page to reflect the fact that Elkie’s story arc has official backing!

Sunday 25th January, 2015

Yesterday was the first Sheffield Fantasy and Science Fiction Social Club meet [External Link] – and it went very well. We were a decent sized crowd, everyone laughed in the right places when I did my reading from 25 Ways To Kill A Werewolf (“Pick a number between 1 and 25!”), and Adrian Tchaikovsky [External Link] gave us an exclusive advance reading of his book out in February (Guns of The Dawn, on Goodreads here: [External Link]). New people were met, books were raffled, and swords were discussed. Basically, I had a lot of fun.

Which is just as well because I survived a rather nasty week at work to make it there! Never mind, there’s a new week coming.

In pack news: This week I’ll be putting up a page for my new-to-me Hellhound Dora (yes, The Explorer. I picked the name for a reason). She found me just before Christmas and so far nobody has stepped forward as her original owner. She’s still unchipped but that will change with a trip to the vets this week when I get her chipped and innoculated. I am now officially outnumbered and outvoted by dogs…